Quotes

Girl Things--------------------------------
1I'm a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie doll world
2 Do I Look Like A Freakin People Person?
3 4 out of 5 voices in my head say, go for it!
4 New shoes can cure the blues
5 You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you
6 I'm out of my mind, be back in five minutes
7 Some people say I'm high maintenance and I say, Well Duh!
8 Oh the places you will go.. DR SEUSS
9 I think...therefore I'm single
10 New shoes, red wine and big diamond rings - these are a few of my favorite things
Spunky------------------------------------
11 Don't make me get flying monkeys!
12 Go bra less, it pulls the wrinkles from your face.
13 Doesn't every woman secretly want to wear a tiara?
14 I told you so. MOM
15 This home is NOT under construction, kids just live here.
16 I've got what it takes and nobody wants it
17 I've never been a millionaire, but I'm sure I'd be darling at it.
18 I'm out of my mind, be back in five minutes.
19 Everything i need to know i learned from shopping.
20 Kindly control yourself
Edgy--------------------------------------
21 Better late then pregnant!
22 DANGER: men thinking.
23 I'm right, he's wrong. End of story!
24 Mirror mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall
25 I'm not nagging, I'm just aways right!
26 Just because i don't care, doesn't mean i don't understand!
27 Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
28 Why be only difficult, when you can be impossible?
29 You can agree with me, or you can be wrong.
30 Life is too short to dance with ugly men.
Chocolate---------------------------------
31 I'd give up chocolate, but i'm no quitter!
32 Forget love, i'd rather fall in chocolate
33 Men confuse me, chocolate, i understand
34 I only eat chocolate so there will be more of me for you to love!
35 Q. How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate A. Who cares!
36 I'm a woman of many moods, and they all require chocolate
37 Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but women can!
38 Money can't buy love, but it can buy chocolate
39 Save the planet! It's the only one with chocolate!
40 There is nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
Golf--------------------------------------
41 Born to golf, forced to work
42 Golf is a good walk spoiled MARK TWAIN
43 Queen of the Green
44 I've spent most of my life golfing, the rest i've just wasted
45 When i die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
46 Gone golfing, be back at dark:thirty.
47 Live, Laugh, Golf!
48 I golf, therefore, i am
49 Golf is where you yell FORE, shoot SIX and write down FIVE
50 I golf, therefore, i lie
Fun People--------------------------------
51 What happens at college, stays at college.
52 Dorm Sweet Dorm
53 Many a problem will solve itself if you forget
about it and go shopping
54 If you need me i'll be on my pedestal
55 All i ask is a chance to prove that money can make
me happy
56 This is what happens when you fire all the servants!
57 What happens at Grandma's (or Nana's) stays
at Grandma's (or Nana's).
58 My road to success is under construction
59 Destined for greatness, but pacing myself
60 Quiet please, nervous breakdown in progress
Cocktails---------------------------------
61 Martini spoken here
62 I drink, therefore i am
63 Caffeine makes life good, alcohol makes it better
64 Girls just want to have wine
65 Life is nothing like the brochure
66 Too much of a good thing is never enough
67 One martini, two martini, three martini, floor
68 It's five o'clock somewhere
69 Cosmopolitan woman seeks martini man
70 Got martini?
Good to Be a Girl--------------------------
71 Sarcasm is my gift
72 It's good to be me
73 Thou shalt not whine
74 There's only one Queen, and i'm it!
75 Next mood swing, 10 minutes
76 Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
77 Gone to therapy
78 At least my emotional baggage is cute and
matches my outfits
79 Everything i need to know i learned from shopping
80 PMS: Purchase More Shoes

Cats &Dogs------------------------------
80 I got rid of the kids because the cat was allergic
(or DOG-specify)
81 My Cat lets me live here (or DOG-specify)
82 If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat
(or DOG-specify)
83 No outfit is complete without a few cat hairs (or DOG-specify)
84 Dogs see God in their owner. Cats see God in a mirror.
85 Beware of Drama dog
86 What part of MEOW don't you understand?
(or WOOF or YIP YIP -specify)
87 Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.
88 Cats are nature's way of telling you that you
don't really matter.
89 Dogs have owners, cats have staff
90 I'm in total control, but don't tell my cat
Dreamy-----------------------------------
91 Don't wish upon a star, reach for one
92 Don't wish upon a star, be one
93 Reach for the stars, you just might become one
94 You are the star for which all evenings wait
95 It is what it is
96 Whatever you are, be a good one
97 Never believe in never
98 You get what you give
99 All you need is trust and a little pixie dust PETER PAN
100 Live like you mean it
Sassy-------------------------------------
101. Nice girls get respect... naughty girls get jewelry
102. I still miss my ex. but at least my aim is getting better
103. I don't need therapy, i need new shoes
104. What if it's not PMS, and this is my real personality?!!
105. Life's too short not to be queen!
106. Hello gorgeous!
107. Hello handsome!
108. It's hard to be pretentious in flip flops!
109. He loves me, loves me not...not to worry i'm all he's got!
110. When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade and go shopping
Inspired-----------------------------------
111. Today's the day
112. Be the change you wish to see in the world GANDHI
113. Love you to the moon and back
114. Every day matters
115. Always kiss me goodnight
116. Pray hard...work hard...trust God
117. We make a living by what we get...we make a life by what we give
We love cats & dogs------------------------
118. In our house CAT hair is considered a condiment (OR DOG HAIR)
119. Forget the dog, beware of kids!
120. We're only staying together for the sake of the dog (OR cat)
121. My cat lets me live here (OR DOG)
122. Happiness is being owned by a cat (OR DOG)
123. AGENDA FOR THE DAY: Let dog in, let dog out, let dog in, let dog out
124. Lord, help me to be the person my cat thinks i am (OR DOG)
125. If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
Funnies------------------------------------
126. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I'm perfect!
127. Mom likes me best
128. My house doesn't always look like this...sometimes it's worse!
129. Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy
130. Our family tree is full of nuts!
131. If it weren't for the last minute, I'd get nothing done
132. Let's assume i know everything and get it over with
133. ANTIQUES: Grandma had it, mom threw it out, i brought it home
134. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone!
135. Friends welcome, relatives by appointment
136. This isn't clutter, it's my life!
137. I'm trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me!
138. Everyone is entitled to their opinion... you might
want to hang on to yours
139. I don't suffer from insanity....it's my life calling
140. What happens here...we talk about all week!
141. Quityerbellyachin'!
142. When i grow up, i want to be me!
143. You're just jealous because the voices talk to me!
Work/Office------------------------------
144. Cubicle Sweet Cubicle
144. ON the keyboard of life, keep your finger near
the escape key
145. I have not yet begun to procrastinate!
146. Tell me what you need, and i'll tell you how to get
along without it.
147. I don't suffer from stress, i'm just a carrier
148. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a
perception problem
149. I thought i wanted a career: turns out i just
wanted a paycheck
150. If i want your opinion i'll have you fill out the
necessary forms
151. I'm too busy to be organized
152. Your request will be ignored in the order it
was received
153. The deadline for complaints was yesterday
Wine------------------------------------
154. It's wine o'clock somewhere
155. You had me at Merlot
156. Wine a little...you'll feel better
157. When in doubt drink more wine
158. If you don't like my cooking, have more wine
159. We'll drink no wine before its time...it's time!
160. Just give me the wine and no one gets hurt
161. I Like to cook with wine...sometimes i even put it in the food
162. Friends are like wine...the older the better
163. Wine flies when you're having fun
Christmas/Winter---------------------------
164. Naughty is the new nice
165. Santa knows where you've been sleeping..
166. Dear Santa, Define Good.*
167. Meet me under the mistletoe
168. Fat Snowmen last longer
169. Starlight, star bright, please don't let me melt tonight
170. One more Fa La La and You're Outta Here
171. Be Naughty save Santa a trip
172. No Humbugs Allowed
173. Dear Santa, I Can Explain
175. God bless us everyone
Aging Gracefully----------------------------
176. Are My hot flashes causing global warming?
177. We don't skinny dip, we chunky dunk!
178. You'll reach a point in life when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it!
179. I don't know how i got over the hill without getting
to the top!
180. Being young is beautiful, being older is comfortable.
181. A little gray hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom
182. Young at heart...slightly older in other places
183. Just when a woman thinks her work is done, she
becomes a grandma
184. I finally got it all together and forgot where i put it
185. Real babes don't have hot flashes, they have power surges!
186. Grandma's kitchen..warm cookies with cold martinis!
187. Grandma's kitchen...margaritas, martinis and store bought cookies!
188. I don't want to, don't have to, you can't make me, IM RETIRED!

A Little Edgy------------------------------
189. Think of me as a challenge
190. I'm looking for Mr. Right...always finding Mr. Almost
191. Life's a bitch and so am i  (or life's a B***H and so am i)
192. Are these your eyeballs??  I found them in my cleavage.
193. Party til' he's cute
195. I've met enough princes...going back to frogs!
196. If i want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, i'll put shoes on my cat
197. Saturday has a morning??
198. A chocolate a day keeps the trainer away
199. Life's a witch and then you fly
200. I haven't been the same since the house fell on my sister
New Life--------------------------------
201. Today's the day
202. Everyday matters
203. If you stumble...make it part of your dance.
204. Life Changes Everything.
205. Change how you see... not how you look.
206. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. -Dr. Seuss
207. The cure for anything is salt water...sweat, tears, or the sea.
208. If you can live your imagination, your life will be a dream come true
209. Be Kinder than Necessary...
210. True success is found in the lives you’ve changed, not in the things you’ve obtained.
211. Where there is no hope in the future, there is no power in the present. - John Maxwell
212. What are you doing the rest of your life? North and South and East and West of your life. I have only one request of your life...That you spend it with me. Bergman
213. Friends are angels who lift us up to our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
214. I love you more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow.
215. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. -Dr. Seuss
216. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. Winnie the Pooh
217. True friendship is a knot which angel’s hands have tied together.
218. A Friend is one of the nicest things you can have and one of the nicest things you can be.
219. In this life we cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love. -Mother Teresa
220. Learn from yesterday; Live for today; Hope for tomorrow.
Short & Sweet-----------------------------
221. Girls Rock
222. Girl Power
223. Glamor Girl
224. Life is Good
225. Drama Queen
226. Born Gorgeous
227. Never Give up
228. Dream Big
229. Embrace Today
230. Girly Girl
231. Follow your star
232. Just be nice
233. Live out loud
234. Do your dream
235. Play nice
236. Chicks rule
237. scatter joy
238. just be
239. Hello gorgeous!
240. Hello handsome!
241. whatever
242. #@%&?!!
243. blah blah blah
244. Miss Behave
245. rise & whine
246. Never settle
247. Cherish this day
248. It's A Girl Thing!
249. Smart Girls Rock
250. Queen of Everything
Good Things--------------------------------
251. When i count my blessings, i count you a million!!
252. Remember that any home becomes a castle when the king and queen are in love.
253. I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
254. Work like you don’t need the money; Love like you’ve never been hurt; Dance like
nobody’s watching.
255. Do not go where the path may lead; Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail...
256. Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your
breath away.
257. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift... that’s why they call it
the present.
258. Faith is seeing light with your heart, when all your eyes see is the darkness ahead.
259. Twinkle twinkle little star do you know how loved you are?
Just Funny-------------------------------
270. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
271. I still miss my ex. but at least my aim is getting better
272. Mom likes me best
273. I am a nobody.  Nobody is perfect.  Therefore I'm perfect!
274. Heavily medicated for your protection

275. Deadlines Amuse Me!